Age

aunt: How old is your brother?
4 yr old: I think I don't know his number.
me: You, what is your number?
4 yr old: I am turning four.

:)

Schmaltzy 001

Me: Oi, X ano sinabi mo nung dumaan ako?
X: Kain?

I had merienda with him. It was only us two. We did not eat in the pantry. Take note, we ate out. Actually, I thought of asking my regular merienda mates to join us, but something peculiar prevented me. I felt uneasy to invite them for they barely knew X. Then again, perhaps I wanted to spend an alone time with him.

is this me?

Cartoons 003

We were on our way towards our next ride --- Jungle Log Jam. I was ahead of the group along with two officemates.Two other officemates were behind us who nagged each other. While we were made our way to the ride I overheard this loud convesation:

San tayo?
Dyaaaangle Laaaaag Dyaaaaam

Guess what I did?

I slowly turned towards them and with conviction said:
Dyaaaangle Laaaaag Dyaaaaam!

To my dismay, it wasn't my offficemates who said that but a pair of teens who stared backed at me in a weird way. I bet they were thinking, what the heck?

In my attempt to save my face, I slowly turned away from them however, one of my officemate who was behind us saw the whole incident. She could not contain her laughter. She grabbed my arm, pulled me out from the group and started to laugh biosteriously (sp?!?).

When I looked back, the strangers still had this blank look.

Long Weekend Update

Friday
- badminton with officemates
- after meal

Saturday
- EK
- Swimming

Sunday
- Twister
- UPLB
- Kutot

Monday
- Uwian :(

*will edit this entry pagsinipag ako

Para Sa Mga Sumisingit Sa Pila

Lahat ng tao mayroon pupuntahan.
Pagkatapos ng isang mahabang araw sa trabaho, lahat nais ng umuwi at magpahinga.
Pag minsan, mayroon din mga panahon na gusto mo naman lumabas at magpakasaya.

Lahat nagmamadali para makarating sa nais nilang patutunguhan.
Pero sa tingin yo na kayo lamang ang nagmamadali at mayroon gustong puntahan?
Nagkakamali kayo!

Kapag mayroon pila, doon ka sa dulo.
Huwag basta sumingit.
Kaya nga may pila e.
Para maayos kahit papaano at hindi magkandagulo.

Mga hayop kayo!

Corruption

The light just turned red.
Pwede kayang lumiko?
*Looks around*
Wala namang pulis, diba?
*Makes the turn*

Suddenly out of nowhere this guy in yellow ran towards our vehicle!

L3ch3!

Bakit pa naman kasi nagtatago?
Hindi ba dapat magpakita para maiwasan ang "pagkakamali"?


Based from what I read, I konw that those guys in yellow cannot confiscate anyone's license. But the guy in yellow asked for it and said, "Hindi namin sinusunod ang mga patakaran ng MMDA kasi nasa Makati tayo". We did not want to give it, and guess what the guy in said?

Huwag mo kaming husgahan, hindi lahat ganoon.

Duh, when you give your it... surely they will confiscate it and give you a ticket... or then again, naghahanap lang un ng pangkain.

I hate it. We added to corruption!

Come to think of it, should that city be really be exempted? But why do they still implement some of MMDA's policies such as the color coding scheme?

Blah blah blah....

Lolo

Uuwi na si Lolo mamaya...
Pasalubong! :)
Bagong laruan = mamumulubi
Hindi lamang naman ako makikinabagan
Kaya ayos lang

Ipon mode muli

Not So Good Day

Another Monday... a new work week... monday blues.
2nd day
Net was weird

What if...
you were given a task
you accomplish it during the day
Next day
you were asked to revise it to reflect the new standards
you applied the changes
But...
the standards changed again!

How annoying!
Why don't they finalize the standards first?
Why make a sample for basis after a month?

Where's the planning?

Pingpong

What will you do if you are taken out from your current? Though there is KT, there is a huge possibility that your mind will be numb afterwards. It will be advisable for you to read up in order to get an idea of the new module. The next day you will be given tasks that you will accomplish by the end of the day. It seems like you start to get a feel of things but lo and behold you will be taken back by your former module. It does not seem that bad, right? Then again, your role will be slightly different. Instead of doing this you are expected to do that. That is not all, after 2 weeks, you will transfer modules again.

Confusing, isn't it?

Random
Yehey!
Bilis a. :)
Mataas ang expectation ko sa 'yo...

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Palipatlipat...
Pabalikbalik....
Kailan matatapos ang laro?