Who Let The Dogs Out?

Me: Yes?
X: Maybe you are worrying why we are not yet at home...
Me: Yeah... where are you?
X: *calmly* We are in the hospital... *insert name* got bitten by a dog.
Me: Hah? How? Where was he bitten?!?!
X: At the eye area...
*Me pictures a huge dog attacking him*
it was a house dog... he thought it was a pillow.